Hmm. I Didn't Sign up for ANY of These Lists

End of quarter means so much undesired political fundraising email. And the subject lines just get sadder and sadder.

All yesterday, reverse chrono (resisting, mostly, an overwhelming urge to go all MST3K, but you should feel free):

"Deadline EXTENDED"

"2 hours left: I need your help"

"please adriel"

"Friend, we're PLEADING with you"

"Holy cow"

"We're on the clock. Donate before 11:59 p.m."

"Adriel, can you give?"

"Time is now - Help"

"17 more in California?"

"Just 6 Hours Left to Help Us Meet Out Goal!"

"bad feeling"

"In just a few hours"

"EVERYONE has emailed you"

"Big Endorsement Yesterday: Sacramento Bee!"

"Brush your teeth"

"Now's the time" (From "midnight@")

"FWD: We're all very proud"

"I'll ask directly"

"Too close to call"

"No time to wait"

"Quick check"

"Before midnight"

"FW: Final deadline tonight"

"we're downright PLEADING"

"FW: today after work?"

"Can you match?"

"Last chance, Tammy needs our help"


"Literally lying"

"Gagnier Countdown 12, 10, 11..." (OK, I did sign up for this one)

"11 hours and counting"

"Why all the email?" (Please, make it stop)

"Last chance to help"

"We were Winning!"

" " (really?)

"President Clinton's urgent warning:"

"The tipping point to save the Senate?"

"What the Governor said" (Not my state, not at all)

"New GOP Smear Campaign Again Me: I'm 'Unethical'"

"we're begging now"

"We're all very proud"

"Scrambling: Need you now"

"re: the urgency of now"

"Don't let them hijack our elections"

"Can you give on Debate-slash-Deadline Day?" (why no "/"?)

"Five weeks to go, three ways to help"

"On the Road Towards the Deadline"

"Can you help before midnight tonight?"

"absolutely urgent"

"When I see your name" (No, Bill, when I see yours)

"Reason to cheer"

"I'll keep this short"

How was your end of quarter?

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